Deb's Quotes (:
hello peeps!!! welcome to my quotes page, which i started cuz i loved the ones that cher, di and jen did. ^_^ i lubba you guyz! *hugs* hehe...i'm no whiz with computers, so i hope you enjoy reading some of my quotes without finding too many faults. (= peace and love. <3
How coogadoo! Come join the campaign that some of cher's online friends started...so sweet! ^_^
~cher's quotes~ has the funniest fam quotes, and some of the sweetest and best quotes i've ever read. go look! ;)
~di's quotes~ was the first...go, di!
~jen's quotes~ are her fam quotes! go take a look at all us weird people. ^_^
~kevin's quotes~ are um...kevin's quotes. (=
~micah's quotes~ are micah's quotes...what can i say...they're mostly of...micah (hee)
Feel free to
me in the meantime if you have any comments, or would like to see certain quotes on this page.
note: new quotes are at the top in italics
last updated January 19, 1999
"Wisdom begins in wonder." - Socrates
"You can't tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions."
"It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf." - Walter Lippmann
"Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence." - Francoise Mallet-Joris
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar." - Jerome K. Jerome
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain
"All great truths begin with blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
"Time is the fire in which we burn." - Gene Roddenberry
"When all men think alike, no one thinks very much." - Walter Lippmann
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality." - Albert Einstein
"Use what talend you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sand except those that sang the best." - Henry Van Dyke
"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." - Bill Cosby
"If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded." - Maya Angelou
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." - Goethe
"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." - Nora Ephron
"Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven."
"He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened."
"There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from." - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." - Ornette Coleman
"If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today." - Rotarian
"I think it is all a matter of love: the more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is." - Vladimir Nabokov
"As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape." - John Lancaster Spalding
"Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble." - Arabic Parable
""Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
"Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg."
"Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh." -Anonymous
"Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him."
"Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking."
"Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved."
"No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
"A penny saved is rediculous!"
"Don't use a big word when a diminutive word will suffice."
"A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." - Anna Freud
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die." -Mel Brooks
"You're never too old to learn something stupid." -Anonymous
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." -Fletcher Knebel
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together." -Carl Zwanig
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -Sam Stevenson
"The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels
Is your heart.
Fill you heart with good things and good things will follow you
For the rest of your life." -Scott Murray"We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light." -Earl Nightingale
"The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think." -Luther Burbank
"All in all, nothing human is worth taking very seriously..." -Plato
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -Anonymous
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his chest open."
"I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards."
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."
"At the fest of ego, everyone leaves hungry."
"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."
"New ideas must have wings to take flight. The question isn't whether you have wings or not, but where are you hiding them?"
"If kisses were water, I'd give you a sea,
If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a tree,
If spaces were love, I'd give eternity,
And if you are true and sincere to me,
I'll keep all my love for thee."
to read some poems, go to my poems page.
*hm...just a thought...i want to do quotes pages like cher's, di's, and jen's, but then you guyz gotta save me some quotes, alrighty? c'mon...be nice!!! (= WOO-HOO!!! my first of the family and friends funnee quotes...hehehe. if you don't get what they mean, it's cuz these people are too weird for you to understand. ;) if you wanna read them, go to my family quotes page.
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