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music:opus
Watchin' my t.v.
Drank a case of beer
Now I gotta pee
Changed my clothes
Monday I think
Oh what the hell I'll pee in the sink
Living Room (3)
Took a walk outside to check the mail can
Letter from Ed McMahn
Free samples from Maxi Pads
Living Room (3)
Went inside to fix me some meat
Heated 'er right up w/ some Velveeta cheese
Drank it down in a cup
Ran to the sink and puked it up
Living Room (3)
Went back to the T.V.
Changed the channel for an hour or so
Watchin' Bruce Lee
Friend came over and said Hellooo!
Living Room (3)
We got really high
Laughed about our lives
Tripped on the Fall Guy Maybe someday we'll get real jobs
Living Room (3)
Paneling (4)
"SAMSON!!" (yell)
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music:opus
Has a concrete sandwich
Cup of two million degree coffee
Goes to work by carrying his truck
He built a house for Mr. Hucklebuck
And he's just happy.....
That his name is.....Leon Gregory
Ohh...He made a stew for his wife
I think I think I think its gonna be a wonderful life
As long as his hands are made of steel
And his will is made of gold
Here we go.......
He wrecked his four wheeler in the middle of climbing up the moon
He was totally rehabilitated and riding again by next yesterdays noon
And hes just happy that his name is Leon Gregory
(Leon ?)
(original lyrics)
words:ernst
music:opus
When the light goes down on the little town
Everyone Dies
When the mirror gets a shiny coating
Everyone Dies
When you build a wooden bridge with plastic nails
Everyone Dies
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Everyone Dies
When you spill a lamp into a toilet bowl
Die
Ooh blub blub blub bubble bubble blub blub blub bubble blub bubble blub blub blub blub
When you put an axe into your ass
Everyone Dies
When you eat all the rocks in a pond
Everyone dies
When you put a cooking bottle in your neighbors box
Everyone Dies
Ceramic toothpaste in your cock
Everyone Dies
Painted cieling tiles in the eyes of the frogs
Everyone Dies
Cardboard seat belts
Everyone Dies
Airbags made of condoms
Everyone Dies
Cigarettes with razor blade filters (2)