Miscellaneous  Funnies Yeh teraa chehraa hai yaan kele  kaa chhilkaa Tujhe daikhte hii meraa dil phisal gayaa Katchi kali katchnar ki, katcha naa samjhnaa Lard jaaoonga tere baap se batchaa naa samajhnaa Shukar karo ke aap bewafaa nikle   wafaadaar to kutte hote hain Apple kaat taa hoon knife se Paani peetaa hoon pipe se Kyaa zamaanaa aah gayaa Joote khataa hoon wife se Maine tujhe daikhaa Angle badal badal kar Tune mujhe pitaa Sandle badal badal kar Kamaataa nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaaoon Aati hai to aah jaa, yaan kisi aur ko pataaooon Maine tumhari yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diyaa Magar tum itne bewafaa nikle, ki nahaa ke chal diye Tumhara chaihra motii samaan 'Motii' mere kutte ka naam

Un se meri jo fight hotii hai Dushmanon kii delight hotii hai Love ko jo bhii blind kehte hain Unki khud shortsight hotii hai

Kyaa hai dil, kyaa hai jigar, you don't know Dard hotaa hai kidhar, you don't know Khaak mein miljaaegi beauty teri Meri aaahon kaa asar, you don't know Itne jhute aashiqon ke crowd mein Kaun hai sacchaa lover, you don't know

Eik aarzu yahi hai dil-e-beqaraar mein Marjaun main kisi bhi hasina ke pyaar mein Guzri hui jawani ko niklaa hoon dhundne Shayad yahin khadi ho mere intezaar mein

Main ek insaan hun aakhir aa'shiqi kab tak nahin kartaa Mere siine mein jo dil hai, wo kyaa dhak dhak nahin kartaa Mujhe is aa'shiqi mein is liye bhi lutf aata hai Budhape ki wajah se koyi mujh par shak nahin kartaa (lutf=finds pleasure)

This one is kind of mean but it's still funny Imtihaan sar par hai, dil bimaar hai Aise mein to padhna bas ek baar hai Unke dil ko ghar samajhkar ghus gayaa Kyaa pataa thaa ke wo ek baazaar hai

Muhabbat mein agar paidaa ho tension To aksar toot jaataa hai connection Idhar heater ke jaisaa ishq meraa Udhar jazbaat kaa refrigeration Gadha keh lijiye, I don't mind it Magar zahir naa ho apnaa relation