The Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit ... such a deal!

MIDNITE ZIPPER COMPANY ...
a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is,
"We don't care, we don't have to!",
is the ultimate MLM ...

Midnite Zipper Company was founded in 1980 or 1990 or something like that by “Hard Harold” Loveless, formerly of Savings & Loan fame. All these guys who didn't end up in prison had to do something, right? His philosophy is “nothing is so tacky you can't dump it on someone!”

What is your dream???

Here's how Midnite can turn it in to a nightmare fast!

First, we consider your goals, then completely disregard them in favor of our own, which is to make a bundle of money (this may be your goal, too, but ours comes first!) Then, all you have to do is send us your money, and get your friends involved (unless you don't have friends, which should then become one of your goals! )

The simple illustration below explains how you can help us reach our goals in no time at all!

And to help you realize your goals, we offer you the following products, in which you need to invest heavily!!!

The Soon -To -Be -Family -Heirloom -Glow -In -The -Dark -Dashboard -Mountable -Genuine -Artificial -Acrylic -Jesus (Product #107428Fidel)

Allllllllll right!

Just look at this one!!! Better than Elvis on black velvet, better than that statue with a clock in its stomach! Better than a lava lamp, even! This says white trash all over the place! Don't we all know at least one family from the wrong side of the tracks who will want this lovely clump of plastic?

Considered a marketing disaster by some, we managed to pick these up cheap, cheap, cheap! Okay, so maybe it does look a bit like Fidel Castro on a bad hair day! Imagine where we'd be today if he were a good baseball player? Still, it has enough luminosity that you can market it as a nightlight, or failing that, a cigar holder. Available in lots of 500. Pictured here in bilious green; also available in goatpuke yellow.

Another fine tier marketing product (read: MLM) from those fine, upstanding (well most of them can stand when they're not totally snockered) uncaring folks at Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is,

"We don't care, we don't have to!

Give us your money today!

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