Nuts on the Net -- Legalbabble

Hahaha! Think you know, huh?
This is a Disclaimer containing all the stuff to confuse you and make lawyers rich trying to figure it all out.

This page may contain other proprietary notices and copyright information, the terms of which must be observed and followed (and then again, it may not ... let's not get bogged down here in facts or details).

The individuals portrayed on these web pages are fictitious (yeah, right, sure ). Any resemblence to any incidents or individuals, living or dead, is purely intentional and has everything in the world to do with some real characters the authors have encountered on the World Wide Web or on IRC; and no, the authors shan't tell you who they are unless you pay dearly for that knowledge!

Information on this web site is provided “as is” (now, isn't that just stating the obvious? ), without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability (just how merchantable does one suppose these pages are, anyway? ), fitness for a particular purpose (I'd like to see you find any particular purpose for which this may be fit ), or non-infringement (c'mon ... do we really want to break down such fun terms as "non-infringement"? ). Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of implied warranties (but then, some jurisdictions also do not allow the marriage of first cousins ... win some, lose some), so the above exclusion may not apply to you, your spouse, your significant other, your grandparents, parents, aunts, uncles, first cousins, direct descendents, indirect descendents and various and assorted household pets.

Information on this web site may contain inaccuracies, inarticularities, inanities, insupportable insularities, insanity, infamity, or typographical errors. Information may be changed or updated without notice. The authors may also make improvements and/or changes in these pages at any time without notice (although it is so hard to improve on something we consider perfection). To do so, contrary to any opinion, is not considered poor form, and besides, they're OUR pages!

These pages are the intellectual property (it depends on what you mean by intellect, right?) and/or copyrighted by Puddles & Co., and/or WebMagic by Serenata, ©1997, 1998 and 1999. If by any chance, and contrary to the beliefs of the creators hereof, you find something on these pages and this website you want to steal and put on your own, please be informed that we get really nasty and cranky about that stuff and will drag you before Judge Judy and ask that you be summarily executed at sunrise. If you really feel you cannot live without something contained herein ... ask, dammit!