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Juan
Derfill's Exotic Trips
Out Across the Internet!!! See the WWW like you've never see it before! We
take most major credit cards,
<Editor's Note: Juan is currently enrolled in a marketing correspondence course offered by himself and wishes to show you what he considers the best of the Worldwide Web. His opinions, of course, are entirely his own.> |
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all the exciting exits are. All here can be had for cheap, even you! Now
your lost is found! Search me no more and I will wonder all about you until
I fine you with your utmost fantasy. Don't worry about international laws.
I've had the book thrown at me. Don't wear your hide any longer!
Your dreams are only sleeping here on the WEB. Let Juan be your guide dogging you when your blinds need cleaning. You don't know which site is yours for sore eyes. I will take you for all you've got and send you on your way smarting more than ever! I am experiencing longer than others. See the WEB like it's never been before or after. Avoid lags, crashes, viruses, construction sites, and broken links by paying with attention in advance. Tour yourself up with me and you'll never be the sane again.
FREE Meet exiting others from all over the world as soon as they see you! Think you've been had by your other friends? I bring you meetings that last longer than anywhere else on the NET! I will find these special someone's for you for the right price! I know you are asking for it! They will give you the deserving you are just now unsure of. FREE soft wearing when you are code. This for little costliness and it is not doctored up. Viruses you get are protected and secure! Other guidets take you only where you've already been taken, like the IRS site or some flea by night porno shop you charge into and lose it. Crazy you. I know where to take you, like no-one else has been taken. Bring a friend and I will cut them in half for less cost. ...and there is
morons beyond your dreams... Let me plan your trippings or guidet you around
the net on my special charters! Act now! Just email me and your future
is mine.
Juan found this site while surfing the net looking for companionship. He was soooo enthused by the wonder of this site, he decided right then and there he had to add it to his tours. He promptly went back to surfing!
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