QUOTES

Here's a collection of quotes I've gathered from here and there. Some are funny, some are wise, I'm sure you'll find some that you'll like.

1- Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

2- To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

3- Anger is only one letter short of danger.

4- If someone betrays you once, it is their fault, If they betrays you twice it is your fault.

5- Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people.

6- He who loses money, loses much, He who loses a friend, loses much more, He who loses faith, loses all

7- Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.

8- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

9- Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.

10- A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent. (William Blake)

11- You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you only need. (Vernon Howard)

12- Don't try to be different, just be good. To be good is different enough (Arthur Freed)

13- Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment (Karen Crockett)

14- If you're there before it's over, you're on time (James V. Walker)

15- Perfection is reached not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

16- We should be thankful for the good things we have and also for the bad things we don't have (Anon)

17- Obstacles are those terrible things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. (Jan Claire)

Albert Einstein Quotes: (Collection)

1- Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

2- Imagination is more important than knowledge. I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are details.

3- The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

4- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

5- The only real valuable thing is intuition.

6- A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.

7- Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

8- I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

9- The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.

10- Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

11- Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

12- Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

13- Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.

14- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

15- Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

16- Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.

17- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

18- The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

19- God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

20- The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.

21- Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

22- Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

23- The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

24- We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

25- Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned at school.

26- The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.

27- Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

28- Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.

29- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity: and I'm not sure about the universe.

30- Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world.

31- As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

32- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

33- The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

34- No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

35- The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.

GEORGE CARLIN-ISMS

1)Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2)  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5) The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"  She said if she

told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7) Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8) If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9) If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him

- is he still wrong?

10) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11) Is there another word for synonym?

12) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13) Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14) What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20) Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21) If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22) Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

23) How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

24) Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

26) Sex is not the answer, Sex is the question...Yes is the answer.