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"the land of chocolate"

ATTENTION ALL LOYAL TO THE CHOCO-NATION!!!! A direct threat upon the life of El Presedente Kevin Woolridge has surfaced and a cou is under way to seize power. Strongman Jon "eats chocolate" Dobbin, is rumoured to be gathering forces within the nation witht the intention to take the presedential seat by force and set himself up as a dictator. It is also rumoured that he is working with the Vanillia Empire and has cut a deal with them for land and milk if he wins. El Presedente Kevin Woolridge is asking all able bodied men and women who love chocolate to rally to his side and enlist in the Choconation Defence Force in an effort to stop this rebellion before it starts!!!!!!

MORE NEWS FROM THE FRONT!!!

General Chris Martin, patriot, gentleman and hater of vanillia has answered the call to arms in order to stop the mad man "Big" Jon Dobbin from taking over the nation. With SPY SAT footage to back up the rumours of allegance between Jon and the Vanillia empire, General Matrin has a plan in the works to bolster our defences on the border while still having enough troops free to handle Big Jon. Details are sketchy at the moment, but rumous have it that General Martin may use this as an excuse to invade the neighbouring empire. When asked to comment, El Presedente Kevin Woolridge was coy: "No comment."

From the office of the president...

Greetings to both citizens of the Choco-Nation and those of you who ....who....are not.  Being presedent of the Choco-Nation for the past number of years I have seen many chances take place within our borders.  Our fight against the dreaded Vanillia Empire has cost us time, money and the astebuds of many dedicated and brave men and women.  The great milk shortage of '96 almost collapsed the financial infrastructive of our chocolate milkshake sector.  And of course, one cannot forget to mention the frightening Mad Cow diease.  I still have nightmares about it.   All and all, it has been a bad term in office for me, but I am glad that my cabinet has stood by me through it all.  This year begins a new regime for the Choco-Nation.   Recruitment is the keyword.  To become a citizen of the Choco-Nation is simple...simply sign the guestbook for this page, indicating your wish to join the nation and proclaiming your love of Chocolate.  All that is required of you is to display the Choco-Nation banner on your webpage so that others may join the ranks.  For current members of the Choco-Nation,  unfortunatly, a combat team for the Vanillia Empire infultrated my files at HQ and deleted all information pertaining to current members so I must ask you to once again proclaim your alligence to the Nation via the Guestbook.  All citizens will be listed on the Choco-Nation roll. 

                                                                                                             All hail Chocolate!!!

 

Kevin James Cajetan Woolridge                 

Honorable President of the Choco-Nation 

 

Aims of the Choco-Nation

1.  To defeat the villianous Vanillia Empire.

2.  To make Chocolate a part of everyone's daily routine.

3.  To make Chocolate, not war (unless it is with the Vanillia Empire).

4.  Ahh Chocolate....what more can be said.

5.  To provide relief for those who are addicted to Chocolate.

6.  To provide emotional support for those who are allergic to chocolate.

 

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