Sometimes I think I'm the only one who understands what true religion is.
It's that cozy state of mind where nothing is more apparent than the unassailable
fact that each of us belongs here on Earth, and is deeply loved by an enduring
spirit. If you've got that kind of religion, you want to share it. If you've really
got that kind of religion nobody will mistake you for a used god salesman.
That's your litmus test, my proselytizing friend, turn one person off and it's
back to the pew for you. True religion is the light bulb that just has to be flicked
on to attract a flock of worshipping moths. Amen. That light bulb doesn't have
to convince the moths that it's burning bright (those moths can tell and they
come a' runnin').

On Divisadero Street there is a pretty bright light bulb that first appeared over
the head of Franzo King in 1971 when he had the idea to organize the "One
Mind Temple Evolutionary Transitional Body of Christ," which would soon
evolve into Saint John's African Orthodox Church. Only a small portion of the
population can see that light and recognize its truth.

Those that do, flock to it. They experience their religion through music hearing it,
playing it, filling the pool on Sundays and Wednesdays diving in and swimming in
it. It's the music of John Coltrane (1926-1967).  It overflows out onto the street
from the storefront church at 351 Divisadero near Oak. Perhaps you've heard it.
Perhaps you've heard of it. Perhaps you're dying to hear this: You are invited to
jump in, the water's fine -- flowing from the headwaters of the heart of locally
cannonized Patron St. John Will-I-Am Coltrane, visionary post-bop tenor and
soprano saxist, band leader and composer.

Bishop Franzo Wayne King dedicated the present "temporary" church site on
Trane's birthday in 1972. Underway is a dedicated effort to raise $100,000 to
move into a larger space which will better accommodate the standing room
only congregation of worshippers and always welcome sightseers. Two
Byzantine-inspired haloed images of Coltrane stare out at them from exquisitely
painted icons by Rev. Marc C. E. Dukes. In each, St. John is depicted with
saxophone in hand -- reinforcing the notion among newcomers that this church is
really different but it's for real. Other icons show a dark-skinned Jesus, and Madonna
and Child.

The Sunday Divine Liturgy lasts over three hours, starting late for late-risers at
11:45. Coltrane's music swallows you up as you enter. The curious, who don't
intend to stay past the playing of music (i.e. not through the sermon), appropriately
populate the last three pews and standing room by the door. A deacon of the church
is there to assist you to an open pew. You are treated to the inspired sounds of
Bishop King, Ohnedaruth (the church band), guest soloists, your neighbors and
yourself if the holy spirit moves you. Tambourines and shakers move throughout
the congregation and many people bring their own instruments to church with them.

A wooden toy train whistle and a recently acquired Hammond organ create new
sounds spilling out onto Divisadero Street. And by around 1:30, so are many of
the back pew occupants. They have elected to deprive themselves of the more
familiar nonmusical trappings of a Sunday church service. A few weeks ago those
folks missed some humorous spontaneous riffing along the lines of "TOOT TOOT
All aboard the Coltrane," the humble little train whistle taking on a more and more
prominent role as the service steamed forward.

Also missed was Bishop King's incredibly literal reading of the scripture story
about Mary and Joseph "losing Jesus" during a Passover pilgrimage to Jerusalem,
and their subsequently "finding Jesus," not in a crack house, but in the house of
worship. Bishop King has the ability to spiritually move his congregation with words
as well as music.

 When John Coltrane in 1957 experienced a spiritual awakening (around the same time
that he was briefly teamed up with Monk) he "humbly asked [God] to be given the
means and privilege to make others happy through music." One visit to St. Johns
African Orthodox Church brings home the realization that his prayer was heard.
You begin to realize that for a lot of people around San Francisco, prayers voiced
for a place and manner of worship unlike any in the world has been heard as well.
A Love Supreme seems to be alive and well and jamming in the Haight.