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  1. Wow! Did you really make this page ?
  2. Is that really you in those scandlous pictures?
  3. What is the deal with gWaR? I thought that it was a band!
  4. If a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one around, will it make a sound?
  5. Who are you??
  6. How can I protect myself from Hawkens??

Wow did you really make this page?

The answer to this question is a definate no. I enslaved thousands of programmers and hackers to make the perfect page. But as you can see it needs So much work. I have threatened to stop feeding them their daily tablets of clorine but that hasn't worked. So if you have any ideas then e-mail em to me. These people need to work!

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Is that really you in those scandlous pictures?

To answer that question I would have to say yes. Yes it is me in the pictures with Sharon Stone and Jullia Roberts. I was begged to go to their bedroom and do starnge sexual favors at the threat of a good spanking. After many threats I gave in reluctently and was forced to take those pictures.  If your reading this and thinking WHAT PICTURES you FREAK! then thats ok. I was wondering the same thing. But, if you really want to know then send me $34.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling then I will be glad to tell you all about it! Plus I give you my thoughts on many other celebrities. Over 200 pages of provactive pictures and only one page with writing on it! ACT NOW and you will get this "Bishop is a Lair" Tee-shirt! hurry Only 3 of these beauties made!

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What is the deal with gWaR? I thought it was a band!

Yes Gwar is a band! But, gWaR is a farm hidden in central Nebraska. We dont have much information on the FARM-O-gWaR yet. We do know that it is run my a weird occult like status of a Master Bishop and a Master Sepal. The ways to get in were smuggled out of the Farm but sadly the people lost their lives. We will keep you up to date!
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If a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one around, will it make a sound?

Ah Grasshopper. Keep wondering.

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Who are you??

I am someone you should fear cuz I am RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!! *evil laughter*

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How can I protect myself from Hawkens?

There is but one way to protect yourself from Hawkens. You must wear a poka dot tie and scream about how your pants are on fire. Yet he can still steal your will to live and take your emancipation of life.   Yet as you struggle to become one with all that is warm you realized the Xtress of Miss is watching you and stealing your very soul from you! After this has happened then you are as good as dead in your under pants!

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