Bakersfield College Causes World War Three

The sounds of Mozart went softly through the vehicle, but the man sitting behind the wheel didn't pay any attention. He mumbled irritably about parking as he moved farther down the parking lot. Looking at his watch, he realized he had to be in class, two blaocks away, in ten minutes! As he became more frustrated, he decided he couldn't wait any longer. Parking his car at the farthest point of the parking lot, he hurriedly got out and began striding to class. Five minutes later, with sweat pouring down his face, he reached the entrance to the parking lot. His face darkened as a car pulled out of the very first parking spot and leave. His anger grew as the parking spot remained empty.

Problems such as this are the reason why air-conditioned parking structures should be built on campus. Look at it this way: if this problem is not solved, classes will be severely disrupted. Angry, tired, and sweaty students will come to class unfocused, and intolerable.

Schools are important in this day and age. If colleges develop unfocused students, the economy will fall and the next president will be stupid. The president will insult other nations, throw up on Chinese ambassadors, and fire all of his cabinet members. Society will back him out of its stupidity causeing a war to start. This was will lead to a nuclear war. POW!!! The earth is destroyed.

All of this will happen because Bakersfield College didn't have adequate parking. (This is a slight exaggeration)