You don't need a friend when everything is ok
This morning they couldn't do a thing with me...
Last night I had a dream.
If I like something nice
I know that you believe you understand
It's nice to be important
Don't hestitate to ask stupid questions
It takes less time to do a thing right
The secret of happiness is not to do
The big thing today is computer dating.
Sign seen at the crocodile pool in Sydney:
You are young only once
We cough to clear our throats
Love is not the feeling of the moment, but
A good deed is never lost.
Love is a gift wrapped
Love.....
Trust is the start of it
There is nothing sweeter than love's memory
It's extremely important that parents with small children
Of course I want my kids to be a credit to me
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake
In times like these, it helps to remember
The easiest payment plan is 100% cash with order
Borrowing money is only a temporary solution to anything
People who offer a penny for your thoughts
What is in a Word?
Six most important words:Five most important words:Four most important words:Three most important words:Two most important words:One most important word:The least important word:
Love conquers all things
Business despatched is well done
So sad, so fresh,
People don't choose their careers
All men command practice, although
Great men are often lonely.
Character, like a photograph
Never fear shadows.There are small ships
If you have tried to do
Bad habits are the easiest to pick up
The dieting blues:
How irritating is someone with less intelligence and more nerve than we have!
Cats seem to go on the principle
Macho does not prove mucho!
Home is not where you live
We want smaller classes in schools
Things forbidden have a sweet charm!
No sensible person ever made an apology!
Everybody likes sympathy, yet nobody wants
There is always something about your success
There is only one certainty in life...
Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary
I've got two reasons for success
Animals are such agreeable friends
Strange how some people can make other people laugh
We will either find a way, or make one!
People who constantly live in the past
Alcohol preserves everything but secrets!
Forty is the old age of youth
Dogs come when they are called
A memory is what some people use to foget with!
Anyone who says he can see through a women
A man is drunk when he feels sophisticated
Doctors will always be popular
After all is said and done
Speaking without thinking is
No amount of experimentation can
What used to be known as
If we are strong, our strength will speak for itself
Some people seem to spend a lot of time
Any idiot can face a crisis
Knowledge is power
The biggest disease today is not
In every real man a child is hidden who wants to play!
The young are always ready
A friends' good points will stand by themselves
Wrinkles should merily indicate where the smiles have been!
God wisely designed the human body
A lost property office is for people to return things
Quarrels would not last long if
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom
The trouble with bucket seats
A woman's best accesory is a well-dressed man!
============= KITCHEN RULES ================= A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out Housework Done Properly Can Kill You Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. Bachelor Cooks Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - ''Take a clean dish.'"
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