"Kari, they had dolphins back then?" (upon seeing the movie "Titanic" "You're so stupid! Of course, dumd ass!" "Kari, did they have condoms back then?" "No, why do you think families were so large?" "Oh so they had DOLPHINS back in 1914, but they didn't have CONDOMS?" Krystin and Kari "Penis..." everyone who played porno password that one time at the pool. SHOULD BUSSES HAVE SEATBELTS? (as kids go flying everywhere) "Look, Kari, it's our bus!" Krystin "You guys, I don't think I'll ever be able to have sex cuz I'm too ticklish!" Kristi "I'm not gay. But I think the Backstreet Boys are much better looking abd over all hotter than N'Sync. But I'm not gay." David "Wouldn't it be funny if you had a tube connecting your anus to your mouth, then you could fart out your mouth....." "Yeah, then we'd spew up pooh....." Krystin and Kari "I wonder what it's like to die..." "Can I kill you and find out?" David and Evelyn Pass the Cauldron! "Krystin.... there are people out in the hallway trying to get into my house! Oh my God..... there's a man in the oven and he's baking with my pound cake! HELP!!!!" Kari "What are you doing? Why the hell are you staring at me like that?" "I'm casting a spell on you." Amanda and Kari

More tributes to the Hidden Pond Gang.........

Hello again! The following are random quotes from some of Kari's friends. Most of these are inside jokes, so don't feel bad if you don't get them. They probably don't either.

"Duh!!!!" : P Kari "Silly little one, dicks are for chicks!" Scott *********News Flashes********** Krystin, stuck between bus seats while Kari and Scott are in 'own little world'. Will someone please tell those two to get a room? Tom O'Connel walk into Giodono's; smiles; Krystin has heart attack at age fifteen. Break dancing to UMMMMMMMMMM BOP! "When people have hunch backs, they're really pregnant in their back!" "Oh God that means I'm pregnant!" Krystin and Kari "My leg is itchy. I think I have rats." Krystin "HE'S POLISH!!!!!" Scott Kari say 'AHHHHH' as her retainer falls out!

"I have feelings, too!" Victoria "I have pubic hair on my nipples!" Mila "I came out of the closet but I'm stuck in the droor!" Evelyn "Ya, I'm Buddha!" Krystin "You stick this thing in the ground...." "It's called a volley ball net." Evelyn and Krystin talking about some soccer thing. "Should I come out of the droor and into a box now?" Evelyn "Oh shit!" "What?" "Literally." Kari and Krystin "What's wrong?" "There's a tornado coming; save yourself!" Krystin "Oh don't worry, it will dry wet!" Evelyn "Are you gonna have a birthday this year?" I have my birthday every year." Krystin and Kari "I think I had my period and it froze." Kristi

These are from the people I live near, (and practically with). We've all known each other for a really long time, and share many funny moments. Most of the funny stuff happens when we are bored. So, here is my tribute to the Hidden Pond Gang!!

"Do you think Scott and I are gay?" David "So what did you do New Year's Eve?" "Ate and talked about what race Mariah Carey is." Kristi "Let's play house," Kari "You guys I'm drunk and I've had three sips of a mahrgarita and smelled a cigarette!" Lindsey "You're a ho." "No, you're a ho." "Where'd Kari go?" "I don't know." Kristi and Krystin Blizzard of '99 "Suck it." Scott "I am not a Pollack..... I am not a Pollack.... I must practice yoga to calm myself down!" Evelyn.

"What if a cow comes in and eats our clothes?" Evelyn "There's a foot on the floor!" "There's air in your head, shut up!" Victoria and Kari "Kari, a TI-85 is NOT a car!" Scott "La, la, LAAAA!" Krystin "I'm stuck in the seatbelt and can't move!" Evelyn "Evander Holifield has 1.5 ears? Now he looks like Lonnie!" Evelyn "I can't tell time." "It's a digital clock!" Evelyn and Krystin "Look! Jeruselum's here!" Evelyn "Kari, ya wanna be a Spice Girl with me?" Evelyn

***********News Flash*********** Is Chrispy gay? Are Robin and Chrispy an item? Why exactly do all the guys like Tiffy? "OK, so you have Adam, you have Eve, and then there's all their sons and their son's wives. Where the hell do all the wives come from?" "The kitchen." Kelly and Chrispy "Why do people go on boats anyways?" Melissa "Come on Barbie let's go party?" Mexican guy to Kari at the Alumni Club. "Let's split it!" Robin and Kari "Oh my God!" "Yes?" Kari and Pesce "Fuck whit" Colin

Special "I can fly!!!!" Peter Pan Edition!!!!!!

These next are from the people I usually hang out with... except most will be leaving me and going off to college..... DORKS!!! Just kidding. Anyway, here are some of our indside jokes and funny moments.

Perverted Pan Lines "Come on Father!" John "At last, I've reached me peak!" Captain Hook "She said you silly ass." Peter Pan "My little man!" Wendy "When I become a man....." Peter Pan "I've lived a long time amoung the fairies...." Peter Pan "Shall I tickle him with Johnny Corkscrew?" Smee "'Tis passing queer......" Smee "I'll be your Tinkerbell if you be my Peter Pan....." Kari Rick and Nick breaking chairs at rehearsal........ "How interesting......." Nick "Ug-a-wug-a-Richard?" Kari

**********PICK UP LINES AND COLLEGES********** ICUP- Illinois Central University for Proctology Kari and Robin "No one would make a big deal out of the things that they make a big deal out of if you didn't make a big deal out of the things they made a big deal out of." Kris Love to Eric (the best quote ever!) "God help us all!" Kris "Ive lost my phone number..... can I have yours?" Kari "I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?" Robin "May I have this dance? (no) Oh you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants." Robin "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it agains me?" Robin "That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you I'd be coming too." Beth "Hi! My name is Beth.... dont' forget it cuz you'll be screaming it all nigth long."

**********THEN, THERE'S ALWAYS.....********** The Fernando Death Notice TIFFY, PUT OUT THAT CIGARETTE!!!!!! and THE WOLVES WILL EAT THE AMERICAN ALIVE!!!!!!!! Brittany and Eric Brittany and Ryan Brittany and Alan Brittany and Jim Brittany and Eriko Eric and Kate Eric and Brittany Eric and Eriko Eric and Liz Eric and Orchid Eric and Kris Eric and Alicia Eric and Pesce Rick and Cearese Matt and Cearese Jon and Lindsey Jon and Kristyn Jon and Lindsey again Jon and Heather Jon and Kristi Jon and Rene

"Look! It's Tinkerbell!"