1. True love really, really hurts.
2. Breaking up may be hard, but sometimes even better things can come from it.
3. Waterproof mascara isn't really waterproof.
4. That no matter how hard you try, there are always going to be people better than you are.
5. My bed is the most comfortable thing I own.
6. Just as quick as you can become friends with someone, that friendship can end.
7. Fortune and good luck are fickle and false in this day and age.
8. No matter how hard you try to love someone, they don't always love you back.
9. It's OK to be gay.
10. Your parent's beliefs and interests aren't always your dreams and ambitions.
11. Getting hit point blank in the head with a water polo ball at 6.30 AM isn't always the greatest feeling.
12. You can't always get what you want.
13. You don't always want what you need.
14. There is life after practice! :)
15. Never date someone you meet in Yahoo! Chat: Chicago.
16. Don't fall in love with an Aussie you meet in a German chat room.
17. Never go to a high school dance with someone you fight constantly with.
18. You know, sometimes mom does know best.
19. Annie can actually use profanity.
20. Like charges repel.
21. My high school chemistry teacher is a sexist bastard.
22. 'Schmuck' is actually the Yiddish word for penis.
23. One should decide on a major before entering college so as not to confuse oneself later on.
24. Love isn't the same thing as lust.
25. Your cat loves you even when no one else does.
26. Be smart- use protection. :)
27. Dare to be different- but only if different is you!
28. Don't worship a god you are afraid of.
29. Smile and you'll feel 100% better!
30. Friendship is like lemonaide- sugar makes it sweet but too many lemons make it sour.
31. Mr. Green is a cross of Kermit the Frog, Schroder, and Charlie Brown.
32. Mr. Klassey is a cross between Walt Disney and Adolf Hitler. (John McCarty's words, not mine!)
33. Vasiline makes you smile!
34. Never go for more than three days without cleaning the kitty boxes.
35. Nothing gets rid of a headache and stress better than sex.
36. Don't take chem you second year of high school evewn if your couseler says it's in your 'best interest'.
37. College level courses your third year of high school aren't exactly a good idea, but at least they make you feel smart!
38. A whole day without lunch sucks.
39. Double majoring in music and medicine is a bad idea.
40. Don't necessarily go to the best known college, but go to one where you're happiest.
41. There is no other prettier season than autumn.
42. Beating up your pillow is healthy.
43. Smoking is not.
45. The more you train, the easier it gets.
46. Let others come to you.
47. Angie cannot disect a fetal pig for the life of her.
48. Blonde sopranos are ditzier than regular blonds.
49. You sing better when you don't smoke.
50. It's OK to speak your mind, just be prepared to be insulted.
51. Ice cream melts fast.
52. 5,6,7,8...... SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
53. Even if you are State Champions... your sportsmanship can make you State Champion Losers.
54. If you want someone to call you, either call him or stay off the damned Internet!
55. Kitties give the best kisses.
56. Even if the French make some of the worlds best perfumes, they don't necessarily know how to use them.
57. Eat me..... I'm German!
58. Even if you can speak a language fluently, you can still suck beans at spelling and grammar.
59. There are two sides to everyone.
60. No matter how well you know someone, there is always something more to discover.
61. As soon as you find what or who you are looking for, you loose it.
62. The perfect man for me is either gay, already married or currently seeing someone else.
63. Colin has the wisdom most adults wish they had.
64. Men suck.
65. Clostes are a place of sanctuary.
66. Always be prepared for a good friend to change.
67. Tape doesn't work.
68. Snakes scare the 'fucking hell' out of Robin.
69. Fernando is the most popular name for a guy's penis.
70. Eric has a dirty mind.
71. Jenni and Beth are twins.
72. Karina burns too easily.
73. You don't always marry your high school sweetheart.
74. Wear sunscreen.
75. Guys should have poles shoved up their asses and hung out to dry.
76. It is considered unprofessional to eat cheesecake during intermission of Peter Pan.
77. It is considered unprofessional to have the orchestra member's bios in the program for Peter Pan.
78. It is considered unprofessional to enter through the main enteranceof the theater when you're performing in Peter Pan.
79. Hell, everything we do in Peter Pan is considered unprofessional.
80. I make many new friends at the Alumni Club.
81. Anything with a penis likes Tiffy.
82. Never eat strawberries or drink orange juice just after brushing your teeth.
83. Never compensate sleep for homework!
84. Don't ignore problems of this planet because they bother you..... get up off your lazy bum and do something about them.
85. (this is from Megan, actually these last few were, with some editing by moi!) Don't sit anywhere near Kari when she's hyper.... it is far too dangerous!
