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The Presidential Test

Look sharp on this one!!!!! Dont be too hasty in
your answers!

1. Which President smoked marijuana with a nude
playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to
"push the button" in case of nuclear attack?????

2 Which President allegedly had affairs with both a
winner and a finilist in the Miss America pageant????

3 Which President had sex with one of his secretaries
stretched out atop a desk in the oval
office????????
4 Which President allegedly had an
affair ( as well as children) with a slave who was
his wifes half sister??????????

5 Which President called his mistress
Pookie??????????

6 Which President married a woman who hadnt yet
divorced her first husband and was branded an
adulterer during his re-election campaign?????????

7 Which future President wrote love letters to his
nieghbors wife while he was engaged to someone
else????????

8 Which President had a torrid affair with the First
Ladies personal secretary???????????

9 Which President had sex with a young woman in a
White House coat closet...at one point , while a
secret service agent prevented the hysterical First
Lady from attacking them?????????????

10 Which President had sex in a White House closet
while telling his partner about the other President
who did the same thing in a closet?????? ( the one
from #9)

11 Which Vice President was ticked off because he
felt his record of sexual conquests was much more
impressive????? ( i.e. numerous than the
Presidents??)

12 Which future President, while a college student
enjoyed showing off his penis??????? ( which he named
Jumbo)

Answers:

1 John F. Kennedy
2 Bill Clinton
3 Lyndon B. Johnson
4 Thomas Jefferson
5 Bill Clinton
6 Andrew Johnson
7 George Washington...Lyndon B. Johnson
8 Franklin D. Roosevelt....John F. Kennedy
9 Warren G. Harding
10 John F. Kennedy
11 Lyndon B. Johnson
12 Lyndon B. Johnson

Ps.After Posting this, CapnNate passed away from
terminal boredom!!!!!!....:)

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