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Xena's Number One Filly *G* ;-)

...and Number Two and Number Three...*VBG*

Greetings, Xenites!

That's right, you got it: Xena's Number One Filly is NOT ONE--BUT THREE!!!!!!!!!!! :O (oh noooooooooooooo)

Just got my copy of Topps' MagaXena #4, and read the article about our beloved equine heroine, your favorite and mine, that dilly of a filly, that Palamino Pal o' mine, er, of Xena's--that's right, the one and only, the once and future A R G O, the ONLY FILLY for XenaWP--is THREE DIFFERENT HORSES!!! *BBG* I had no idea that Argo suffered from multi-personality dysfunction/disorder, but I always knew Argo had personality(ies) to spare--:O *G*

I only have one complaint: like, uh, um...weeellll...like, WHERE'S THE INTERVIEW!? I looked all over for an :"Interview with the Warhorse," and it's nowhere to be found! :O Guess I'll have to read that old copy of the Coffee Tawk interview ONE MORE TIME...*BG*

Meanwhile, back at the (ancient NewXeal--er, Greek)
ranch, various ep titles and songlines cantered (*G*)
thru my (empty)mind. Things like:

Warhorse...Stunthorse...Stallion?
...A Tale of Three Argo's :O
...A mare in yer hand is worth two in yer hay.
...Any Pal-o-min-o is a Pal-o-mine-o.
...or...Any Pal-o-yers is a Pal-a-mine-o, too. (hmm.)
Son of a gun, gunna have big fun on that Pal-o-mine-o! :O
Argo is THREE, THREE, THREE horses in ONE! *G*

I was ridin' on my horse one day
never thinking it would end this way--
but ya never know it seems,
and even in my wildest dreams,
I never thought I'd hear her say:

Argo is TWO mares, TWO mares, TWO fillies--uh, PLUS one...(stud, that is. *G*)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh

BarbaraMacTilly are we.
Xena's Number One Filly
is *two*--no, wait!
Weeeeeeelldawgie, that there filly be three!

The WP rode Tilly todaaay
while Babs 'n' Mac played in the ha-a-ay--

now Argo Number Four

(...and a new multi-episode story arc with major
plot and character development and definite spin-off
possibilities including major merchandising rights and licensing/marketing potentials) (not to mention the 401k
and profit-sharing plan for cast and crew...)

are on the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *G*

But I *do* have one quest-ion for The almighty Powers
That Be: please please pleeeeeeeeeeease...
understand that it's not that I don't *love* to see
Lucy's acting talent stretched and developed.
It's just that...weeelll...I wuz kinda hoping that
them ol' PowersThatBe would let ARGO play Argo,
donchasee? Then maybe, just maybe, Barbara could play
Barbara [I wanna play MAC!] and Tilly could play Tilly
[This is all rather silly!] and that leaves
Mac to play shortstop [Aaaaaaah, look at me,
you li'l filly, I can play centerfold--er, feeled--FIELD!]

Awright, Wiiiiiilllbbuuuuuurrrr,
help me to my room,
I can't stay awake iiiiiiinnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
longer. *Griiiiiinnygringriiiiinnnn*

Goodnite xenites
goodnite xenites
goodnite xenites
I'm locked up in this home

I'm locked up in this home
I'm locked up in this home

I'm glad I'm just locked up,
sure beats bein' knocked uuuu-uuu-uuu-uuu-uu-pppP--
by anyone else in this home! dadaaa! *G*

bama :) buildin' up some kinda
truly SERious
sleep dep debt rep now

http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Coffeehouse/7625
bamaxena@oocities.com (addy's to stay away from *G*)
bamaxena
who goes to bed each night
in the mornin' around five,
Rarely Barely Naked, and Mostly Hardly Alive,
Only *Sorta* Livin' in Alabama,
that Great Ol' Southern Mental
State of Depression *G*

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