what if Callisto met Lao Ma?
********my guess: tough one, i love Lao Ma too. more than likely they would share tea, use their powers to break jugs, Lao Ma would tell Callisto to stop hating,
Callisto would tell Lao Ma that she did that five episodes ago. Lao Ma would say, "Oh." i think that then they would part. Callisto would decide to be a vegetarian too,
and Lao Ma would thank Callisto for being the only person able to light the pilot light in her oven.