The weather started getting rough, the mighty ship was tossed
Our four courageous Amazons feared that they'd be lost
They washed up on the shores of one, forsaken tropic isle
Timbuktu, where Amazons fear, the Cannibals so vile.
Recap: Queen CN and her entourage, consisting of her Ambassador Saffron, her Royal Guard Bizrr, and Man-of-Many-Skills and honorary Amazon, Peasant, on a good will mission to bring a peace treaty to the feuding Amazons and Cannibals of Timbuktu,
finally reach the shores of Timbuktu, after a series of mishaps and madcap adventures, the latest of which found the four amazons washed up to the shores of this forsaken tropic isle, with most of their luggage and thank the gods for that waterproof box,
Peasant. The 30 foot waves forced the four to jump ship just short of arriving to shore and the first to rouse is Bizrr, still locked in an embrace with his loving mate, Saffron. She looks like she might have swallowed a little water, but she's alive
and breathing. Bizrr rushes to the floating body of the Queen, while Saffron finds Peasant, who's weak and barely breathing. Bizrr rushes to the Queen and finds her unconscious. Immediately she clears the air passage, pinches the Queen's nose with her
fingers and starts blowing life into the limp, lifeless body of the Queen. Bizrr lost the foxglove that the GoodWitch gave her and becomes short of breath. She beckons to Saffron, "Help me, love, I don't have enough wind in me to revive the queen. Hurry,
before it's too late." Saffron props her backpack under the Queen's head and continues the resuscitation procedure, applying firm pressure to the Queen's chest with her hands and blowing steady, even streams of air into the Queen's deprivated lungs. The
Queen coughs up some seaweed and seawater and starts breathing, but still remains unconscious. Peasant walks up to the pair of newlyweds and says "I won't tell." (Some things are better left unsaid. This clarification is for the benefit of Dex.) Soon the
queen comes to and they will try toget their bearings. Peasant being the man-of-many-skills that he is, soon acqaints himself with the terrain and they eat some of the provisions that survived the shipwreck.