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meow mix report

i had SO MUCH fun at meow mix last night watching old xena episodes
that i woke up *this morning* still laughing my ass off...

so can i share?
they show three episodes... last night, the first was "a fistful
of dinars" which i thought was *great*!! mad old xena stomping around
being crabby and rude... i havent seen many first season eps, (which
i think this was, right?) and it was great to see such a different xena...
and i loved the murderous rage she flew into whenever either of the
creepy guys they were travelling with tried to hurt, look at, smooch on,
or even think about gabrielle... are we a little... *jealous*? sexually
frustrated perhaps? and of course, the ambrosia at the end made me want
to go out and buy 148 boxes of red jello and try to become goddess
rocketdyke... could you imagine? **i hereby grant mutual health
insurance, joint taxes, and respect and love upon all my faithful
subjects!!** ahh!

second, they showed "ties that bind"... and i didnt believe that was
xena's dad for a minute, but anyway... that one was great, too... with
little gabrielle freaking out on xena and trying to beat the hell out of
her with a stick, instead of trying to talk... i really admired her
fire in standing up to xena like that...

and third, they showed "here she comes, miss amphipolis" which i LOVED!!
my god!! how, tell me, someone, HOW on this earth could there be someone
as absolutely sexy as xena? tell me HOW, because i do *not* understand
it... damn, baby! i think i lost the last ounce of control i had over
my lust when she whipped off that towel so she could climb through the
air duct... and they had a drag queen!! and a GOOD one, at that... and the guy who
was running the pageant, the one who was trying to start a war, he looked a
bit like mr. cunningham from happy days... and gabrielle as the marquise was a hoot!!
i mean, put about 50 rowdy lesbians in a dark bar and show that episode if you
really want to have a good time, thats what i say... i havent ever laughed that
hard when watching xena, and i certainly havent ever been so overwhelmed
by her babolicious legs as i was in this episode...

so thats my meow mix report.
hope youre all having good days...
your lustfully gleeful little rocketdyke

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