DEATH is my sidekick!

Someone asked if I was looking for a sidekick. Well I'm sorry to say that that position has been filled. At first death laughed at my idea, something about being self-employed and working freelance. So, I beat the ever living crap out of the little bugger and now we get along just fine. An "Attitude Adjustment" you might say!
It may be open again, however. I may decide to just make death my lackey and get me a REAL sidekick, so keep your resumes handy.

Evil Xena (now accepting applications for position of sidekick)