Welcon&shanty's Red Wolfie Story~~~

heya, group! i've been meaning to do this for a while, but it was supposed to be good. oh, well! enjoy it anyway. :-)

Welcon: Gabby, tell me a story!

sippe: Yeah, Gabby, tell me a story, too! Make me the bad grrrl and Welcon can be the goody~goody.

Welcon: she wants a fantasy story.

sippe: Leather! I want leather!

Xena: SHADDUP! Gabrielle, tell them a story already before i kill something!

Gabs: okay. Once upon a time there was this beautiful girl who had a blue leather cape w/ hood, to match her eyes.

Welcon: hey, i've already heard this story! and it was red, not blue.

Gabs: quiet, this is my story. it's blue.

Welcon: red!

Gabs: blue! blue is my favorite color, ~I~ say it's blue!

Xena: whatever.

Gabrielle: so one day, little blue riding Warrior, as she was called, put on her breastplates and cape, and went to see her incredibly young super-model gramma, shantillymama. actually, her name was shanty, but shantillymama was her stage name & her pen name.

Xena: i want a new story. now. (caressing her sword)

Welcon : redredredredredredredredredredredredredred

Gabrielle (nervously): uuhm...so Blue met up with this incredibly dashing figure in a bright red cape w/ matching, fur lined hood, and his name was Welcon, King of Hoods. "Good evening, fair maiden," Welcon said to Blue.

sip: <snort, snicker>: maiden... Welcon said...hahahahhehe

Welcon: grow up.

Gabrielle (annoyed): soooooo Welcon pointed out that he was the King of Hoods, and since Blue had a hood, she was obviously his subject.

Xena: <snort> whatever.

Gabrielle: "whatever," snorted Blue derisively. nevertheless, she found this rogue charming, and allowed him to escort her through the forest to shantymama's house.

sippe: when am iiiiiiii in this story? it's not faaaaair!

Gabrielle: <eyes narrowed in a fair imitation of 'the Look'> suddenly, in the very depths of the woods, a fearsome wolfie jumped from a tree. she was a blond wolf, dressed in black leather, and her name was Chrys the Destroyer Wolfie.

sippe: haha! i get to be Callisto! nyah, nyah!

Gabs: quickly, Chrys the Destroyer Wolfie took Welcon captive.

Welcon: that would never happen! ~she~ would never be able to take me captive.

Chrysippe: WELCON! i have to be possessed of deadly power. i'm the ~enemy~.

Welcon: it still wouldn't happen. change it!

Gabs: <w/ a HUGE roll of her eyes> well, she has to take someone captive, and it can't very well be Blue. NO ONE would believe that!

Chrys: you trying to imply something? let me have this story, i'm taking over!

Welcon: great.

Xena: peachy. when's dinner?

Chrysippe: Chrys the Terrible, Fearsome, Powerful Destroyer Queen--

Gabrielle: gimme a break!

sippe: --drew her sword with a fearsome yell. then she explained to Welcon that he was wearing wolf fur around his hood, and being a wolf, she wasn't too crazy about that.

Gabrielle: <intent> then what happened?

Xena: get over it, Gabrielle. it's not even a good story! and that's not how it happened, anyway.

sips: then, she took the former narrator captive.

Gabs: noooo! it's not fair! why is it always me?

Xena: you have an innocent face. it boosts the ratings.

Welcon: it's more believable.

Chrys: suddenly, out of nowhere, shantymama appeared! using her fierce diplomatic skills, she negotiated a truce between the opposing sides, which was greatly facilitated by Welcon's admitting that the fur around his hood was imitation wolf fur, not the real thing.

then, shantillyWarrior led Chrys the Destroyer Wolfie off, and gave her as much chocolate as she wanted.

Welcon: this story sucks!

Xena: yeah!

Gabrielle: yeah! we want chocolate, too!

Welcon: yeah!

Xena: yeah! let's get her.

Chrys: nooooo!

Xena: ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi....

well, it's random...

~sippewolf