XENA MUST BE PROTECTED1

Greetings to all the little people!

Don't you worry your pretty heads at all about nasty old Saddam hurting our wonderful Xena. I've already ordered my husband Willy to dispatch the Sixth Fleet to New Zealand to protect our heroine!

If need be, I will commandeer Air Force One and drop Willy on Saddamm myself.

By the way, have you read my latest book "How To Take Out A Village"?

Love n' Kisses,

the REAL President of the United States!