XENA IS MY REASON FOR LIVING

My life is xenatised.
I watch xena on tv.I dream about xena.I want to get a job at in the Xena Restoration Society.I'm not a writer,I'm a bard.
I don't have crushes on boys I have crushes on Ares and Cupid and Hercules.
I don't read books I read Xena Fan Fiction and the xena scrolls.
When I play music I play the xena theme.
I don't play sport I practice my fighting .I eat nutbread. I don't collect stamps I collect xena merchandize.
I don't listen to Pop music but xenacds and Greek midis.
my cousin calls her horse Argo.
I don't scream I yell "Iyiyiyi"
Christmas is Solstice.Dollars are Deinars
Streets are Villages.Feminists are Amazons.
You know I could go on and on but I'm sure you have better things to
read in your time;)Love,
Gabby
PS:No I don't need or want Phyciatric help.I love living a very Xena life.