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THE WAY ~ A Poemy Kinda Thang

It's the third dadgum show of our trip thru Indianer-
With Lil' Gab and her hen-pecked sidekick, XENER.
There's lots o' slicin' and dicin' and screamin' and fightin'
And them ol' demons are gettin' uglier and MEANER!

Lil' Gab's hair's gone, she's covered with fancy tattoos
And she's alllll dressed in mustard-colered YELLER.
She's a peace-luuuvin' groovy psycherdellic kinda gal,
And she's still a' follerin' that hippie FELLER.

Ol' Xener's a squashin' bugs, prayin' to blue gods
And consortin' with a big white MONKEY MAN.
She's piercin' her noze, growin' arms like a spider
And climbin' trees like a krazy ORANG-UTAN!

Xener gets into a brawl with a mad feller named "An-Idjut"
And she cuts off his farkin' right HAND!
But he grows a hunderd more, and he slices off her arms
While peace-luvin' Gabby jest gawks and STANDS!

With Gab's fancy style and Xener's new handy-kap
I got a new name for the show ya'll will like, I KNOW.
Instead o' bein' called "Xener: Warryer Princiss"
It oughta be called "The Sassy and Stumpy Show."

The gals are searchin' fer a path that'll bring 'em peace
And happiness thru-out the rest o' their many LIVES.
I shore hope they find it soon, cuz franklee it's my O-pinyun
This here show has tooken a big ol' NOSEDIVE!

-WT-

Thankee fer takin' the time to read this and if'n ya want to, you can send yer comments to:

dumbutt@whitetrash.com

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