<> Ten ways to know...

Ten ways you know you watched "The Debt" both parts to much:

1. You start calling your bedroom your yurt.
2. You force your signifigant other to take horseback riding lessons.
3. You start walking around your house with a cane when your legs are
perfectly fine.
4. You start breaking beer bottles in the middle of your livingroom with
your feet.
5. You name your parakeets accordingly: One is the house of Lao, the other
is the house of Chin. Then you kidnapp the third alternate parakeet little
Ming Tweet'ien and force the houses of Lao and Chin together, making them
pay you ransom in cuttlebone and honeyseed.
6. You start smoking opium and throwing plastic knives at your mother
insisting "That's my piece of cake your reaching for."
7. You babysit for your sister and stick her kid in the wall.
8. You get your pet poodle "Snowball" to chase you in the middle of a forest
while having one of your friends on your cell phone saying "She has to die
Ming T'ien she's your enemy." and having your parakeets alternately fly
around you.
9. When taking a bath, you submerge yourself in water and turn blue waiting
for some woman to start singing the background and another woman to give you
the breath of life.
10. You turn the Monopoly board into a new necklace and wear it in a kiddy
pool in your backyard.

-CB

P.S. hehe, my spoilers are now posted on Silk's Xena Page if ya got some time and want to read me complaining and being all weird and happy and wait I'm not happy..all weird and saracastic here's the addy.

http://members.tripod.com/~Fruit_2/CBparody.html

Check out her whole page it's cool!

(CB thinks that last line sounded like a public service broadcast...but she's okay with that:)