Top 10 Signs your sidekick. . .

I posted this a few weeks ago but with this weeks ep it seemed rather fitting that we pay tribute to the godess which is known as Gabrielle<BG> and her demonic child. . .

Top Ten Signs Your Sidekick Is Actually Her Diabolical Daughter

10) When you ask, "More Nutbread?" she replies, "No thanks."

9) She can do the demonic raised eyebrow thing better than you.

8) When you ask a question about her staff she answers, "You mean this piece of wood I carry around".

7) Tells you, "With a little help from the Gods, Joxer could be a real stud like Ares".

6) Runs around yelling "Slit their throats!" (Thanks L-L for that one!)

5) Can't seem to remember her sisters name no matter how many times you remind her.

4) Thinks Callisto is just 'misunderstood'.

3) Constantly asks if she can ride Argo

2) Thinks 'Blood Innocence' is just a guiltless sacrifice victim to her fath-. . .erhh. . .the evil one, Dayhock.

And the number one sign your sidekick is actually her diabolical daughter. . .

When you tell her you have to go to Chin to murder someone and avenge the death of an old girlfriend she replies, "Sure. Whatever."

CN Winters
Queen of Subtext