*chuckle*@ day

PUNNY BUSINESS.....

- Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

- Income Tax: Capital punishment.

- A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.

- "Sects! Sects! Sects!" said the first monk to the second.
"Is that all you think about?"

- Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.

- To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.

- A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet
seats, and the police didn't have anything to go on.

- Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words.

- Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.

- Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain
during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

- Did you hear about the gardener who fell on hard tines?

- Why won't melons elope in Las Vegas? They cantaloupe.

- Q: What do Christmas and a crab on the beach have in common?
A: They both involve sandy claws.

- Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.