*chuckles*

1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust.
19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
20. Modulation in all things.
21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
22. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
23. Know what to expect before you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.

THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG...

o Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
o Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face
to be pure ecstasy.
o When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
o When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
o Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
o Take naps and stretch before rising.
o Run, romp and play daily.
o Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
o Be loyal.
o Never pretend to be something you're not.
o If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
o When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by
and nuzzle them gently.
o Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
o Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
o On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
o When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
o No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt
thing and pout...run right back and make friends.
o Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.