C'mere IDIOTS! from, TPTB

Due to a contagious outbreak of writer's block and/or sheer writer laziness,
TPTB, have come up with a few ideas to show the fans of Xena: WP just how
much they care. Here are 10 new executive decisions:

10. Change the opening theme to: Joxer the Mighty, lets play it soooooo'
many times that everybody knows all the words by heart (the fans love
sing-a-longs AND they want more Joxer, Joxer, Joxer!!!).
9. Change the name of the series to: Xena: WP and Other Characters.
Have Joxer and other characters take over the show (Hower, Minya, the first ep Cyclops)
Xena and Gabby can have cameos every few episodes (besides, the fans WANT
to see more clip and sidekicks-to-the-second-power shows).
8. Scenic backgrounds: use MORE stock footage (the fans will think 'cool I've
seen that before').
7. More slice and dice fight scenes: use stock footage (the fans will think
'cool, I've seen that before').
6. There is never a number 6 in any way, shape or form.
5. Put in some dinosaurs dammit' (the fans expect inconsistency).
4. Get k.d lang on the phone! (the fans DESIRE another musical, let's
call it: BSII...Hits the Fan(s) Again).
3. More ambrosia (the fans love death and melted gummie bears!)
2. Gabby's costume: whatever happened to that two sea shell/thong idea?

And the number one lets-show-the-fans-we-care executive decision:

1. Let's spell Xena with a "Z".

Here's to BS in your eye,
Cass