TOP TEN LIST FOR FORUMPOLICE!!!

Hi all!

I haven't been posting lately, but I have been lurking enough to catch the gist of the FORUMPOLICE bru-ha-ha.

So, considering how much "lady blue" likes lists, I thought I would treat her to a list as well!

From the home office in Keokuk, Iowa... tonight's top ten list...

TOP TEN NETFORUM NICKNAMES FOR "FORUMPOLICE"...

10. NFPD Blue

9. Xena Five-O

8. Cyber-oinker!

7. Forum Police Squad! (in color)

6. No #6 allowed, by order of NetForum code 772.5. Violators will be prosecuted. Please report ALL violations to the following hotline number 1-800-STOOLIE. Thank you.

5. DRAGNET-FORUM '98

4. <sniff-sniff> "I smell bacon, do you smell bacon? Oh, hi, officer!"

3. Dirty Harriet

2. Officer Nutzie

And... drumroll please, BondageBabe! The number one netforum nickname for FORUMPOLICE...

1. Retard 911

Thank you! You've been a lovely audience! Drive safely and happy motoring! And remember, when you call a cop a pig... that stands for PRIDE, INTEGRITY and GUTS!!!!

seeya

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