Caution! Read at Your Own Risk!

Greetings, Fellow Xenites!
(Ugh! But I hate that term!
That hideous 'tag'
Makes me feel like a germ!)

Yep! Beware! I've been thinking (picture Robot from Lost in Space! Danger!Danger!)
A dangerous pasttime, I know---
My mind keeps whirling through cable
And the results attack our favorite show!!

I've just sat through "Pictionary"
My devious imagination has rallied---
Can't you just see our Bard & Warrior
Going up against Rosie & Sally? (Struthers, that is!)

Although I'm afraid of what will happen
If dear Sally lets out her voice---
She'll try to talk Gab into joining
The Correspondence School of her choice!

{picture Sally's squeaky voice here!}
*Yes, it's true!
In only six simple weeks!
Become a licensed Bard!!
(And the pay ain't so cheap!)**

Egads! I think
I've finally dropped over the side---
I really need a new hobby..
Perhaps something less snide??

I'm taking suggestions
Really need a distraction---
Less internet & tv viewing,
Perhaps lots more action?

Alexandra
(The Muse of Suess is Loose, and needs to vamoose!)

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