Xena Vs. Jerry

Okay! I'll admit
I'm taking it too hard...
Too much late night TV
Has made me a bard! (not a good one, but, hey! You get what you pay for!!)

Just watched Mad TV
With guest Jerry Springer--
Makes me want to watch Xena
Put the creep through the ringer!!

I can just see it now
The title of his show...
"Warriors Who Feel Remorse,
And the Bards Who They Know!"

Xena would sit
In one of those horrible chairs..
Gabrielle's sitting next to her
Flipping her own hair! (Don't send me nasty mail! I love Gabrielle!)

Yeah, our favorite warrior
Would look on with a sneer...
Perhaps her trusty shakram
Would slice off his ear!!!

Something makes me think
This program would be short...
Well, it coulda been worse,
Xena meets the People's Court!!!

Alexandra
(The muse of Suess is somewhat a dement, although never for rent!)