Zena real reason why US not go Iraq

(Gorbachev) writes:
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> I hearing on US news shows Clinton say you not attack Iraq now!
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> I very angry!!!! This mean I am not get to selling lots of weapons to Saddam Hussein!!!
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> And Clinton say this is because Saddam Hussein wear suit?
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> I saying, no, is not because Saddam wear suit! Is because of US secret weapon! Zena Warror Princeska.
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> She go to Iraq last week and kick Saddam in butt! I watching this on TV set in Russia. She throw little frisbee at Saddam and it bounce off his head!!! Then, he trying use Kalishnikov gun at Zena, but she is scream "yiyiyiyiyiyi" and kick him in crotch! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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> Then Saddam say he no longer hide his missile from US inspektors.
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> Saddam have very small missile! He not happy because his missile is so small! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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> Zena expose small Saddam Hussein missile for all world to see! I am laughing again! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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> PEACE! PERESTROIKA! GLASNOST!
> Mikhail
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Doragoi Gorbachev!

Ti deistvitelno Russkiy chelovek? Esli da, pochemu ti ne pishesh po-russki?
Ya tebe ne veryu! No--ya dolzhna skazat', ya ochen smeyoshsya, kogda ya naidu tvoi raskazii!

Come on, Gorby-baby! You've gotta be kiddin'! But, heck, maybe you are really Russian. If so, you'll respond to my message above!
BLUNDER ON GORBY!

Do svedaniya i vso khoroshovo!

--Natasha