XENA ROAD RAGE...Could this be you?

Hi there!
Have you ever come up against...Xena Road Rage?? (You know, the Xena
BEFORE she met up with Herc and Gabrielle: Manic baby blues glaring
wildly, face contorted into a vengeful rage, but now instead of riding
her horse...she is behind the steering wheel of a car, driving on a
road near you! *GULP*

Just today I came up against XENA ROAD RAGE and just managed to escape!
After a long day of motoring with tailgating, finger flipping, horn
blaring, obnoxious car maneuvering "you know whats", I found myself
in the middle of a traffic jam, where car "demolition derby" mentality
was ruling supreme. Car engines roared, feet hovered over gas pedals
waiting for just the right moment to strike out...<<A RED HAZE suddenly
fills my car>> Then it happens...*WHOOSH*...my car's visor mirror flips
open and I'm face to face with...*GULP*... Hey! Those aren't Xena's
baby blues, they look green to me and that faint scar below the left
eye looks very familar...<<HAZE lifts>> Just me, sitting there on the
side of the road, hands shaking, wondering what the heck came over me!

How can XENA ROAD RAGE be prevented??? *think,think,think* Let's
see, Xena has Gabby to travel with her and keep her focused..that's it!

Now if I could only find: 1.)Someone to come along and help me read road
maps AND also have the unique ability to decipher the rambling directions
given by gas station attendants. 2.) Someone that will sing loud and
proud with me to every song that comes on the radio, whether you know
the words or not! (singing in key and sychronized music head bobbing
are optional) 3.) Someone with a flair for the dramatic, so that if I
should get pulled over for speeding, you can fake an attack of some
sort..Gee officer, I really need to get my friend here to the hospital!
(Drooling during the attack is optional)

Well, if you think you can help me the next time I head out on a trip,
please let me know...and if you should happen to have the RED HAZE
fill up in your car sometime, PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY and start chanting,
Stop willing, stop hating, stop....until the HAZE has lifted. Good luck!

Take care and put a little fun into the week :-)
AnyMoment