Are they or aren't they - a test!

According to CNN, there is now a test to see if Xena & Gabby are lesbians.
Give them a hearing test. Straight women can hear a soft clicking sound,
lesbians (and straight men) can not, bi's are somewhere in the middle.
I'm not kidding! Read about it here:

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9803/02/lesbian.ears/

I can see an episode now:

Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer sitting around the campfire:

Gabrielle: Hear that clicking sound?
Xena: What, I don't hear anything!
Joxer: Me neither. No, wait, I can hear it now.

;)

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