Top 10.........

.........signs you bought a bad computer:

10.Lower corner of the screen has Etch-A-Sketch on it
9.When you insert a disc,it spits out a pack of chewing-gum
8.You have to pedal it
7.The manual contains 1 sentence:"Good Luck!"
6.Only chip inside is a potato chip
5.When you turn it on,all the dogs in the neighbourhood start howling
4.You catch a virus from it
3.Screen frequently freezes and message comes up:"Isn't it break time?"
2.While running,it emits deafening Calliope music
1.It cyber-sucks

-As found in a university newspaper-

Hi all! I made some modifications to this. I must say,I can relate to no:'s 5,4,&2. Ok ok,so the virsu I caught was a flu virus,& as for the Calliope music,I was listening to to 'Xena' cd no: 2 @ the time. That music was fun,& the cd was pretty good overall.

Lucite:),Warrior Friend of Xena