Farewell & Some Parting Gifts

Hello All,

I hate to have to be saying this to ya, but I have to be leaving ya. It’s something that I should have done long ago. I know, why? Well, some personal stuff for one thing and the fact that my house needs such a good cleaning that it’s getting near to being at “condemned” status! LOL! But before I go I just wanted to have a bit of fun with ya one last time. So I hope you can indulge this poor Princess. ;)

Now leaving this Netforum does present certain problems because I have a lot of unnecessary stuff which I’ve accumulated along the way that I need to get rid of. (Cleaning house remember? <BG>) And I figured out just how to do it! LOL!!

So now, without further ado I present:

THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of The RedPrincess

Ahem.......

I, RedPrincess do hereby bequeath (is that spelled right?) the following items to certain members of the Xena: Warrior Princess Netforum.......

First of all, I bequeath the most important job of Atlantic City Netforum Gathering Information reminder type poster person to ~~TC the Troll~~~~~~who gave it to me in the first place because she was too lazy to do it herself!! Well, ~~TC what do ya expect, royal treatment? You are the forum trollie after all. :P

Next I bequeath all my Laundry Day and other poems to di~dah who always looked forward so much to having me watch those clothes spin in the dryer. Now ~di, with this also comes my poetry muse so you are twice blessed. May she bring you as much devilment as she brought me! Just make sure you don’t lock her up in the dryer for a week, she just gets so testy when that happens. ;)

Ahh FanFic. Well this I bequeath to my good friend Mistra, the Queen of FanFic readers. ;) I know you’ll take good care of it for me. Yes, I know, there’s the matter of the unfinished story I gave you to read, well.......you’ve been promising to write another anyway, so now ya got one started and all ya gotta do is finish it. <BG>

Now my lofty Number 12 status on Frozina’s Netforum Stats I leave to......BondageBabe!!! Hey ya done good, Babe, with all those chat posts. You’ll probably get there on your own this month anyway! LOL!

Hmmmm what am I missing? Oh I know handles!!! OK let’s see. I got it!

To Caesarsbad I leave CALLIsto. She didn’t get much mileage and could really use a good publicist. And, I’m sure Evil Xena won’t mind. ;)

To da ~greengirlz I leave~~~~who else~~~~The GreenPrincess! Do what you want with her~~~put duct tape over her mouth~~~~sprinkle green fair dust on her head~~~haul her around in a wagon~~~maybe you can stick her up on the wall in da ~greengirlz hall of fame. After all she did host two of the largest gg parties on record. Each 130+ posts, gotta be some kind of record! Whew!!!

Ahhh, The RedPrincess herself. Hmmm let’s see. We’ve had a lot of princesses at this forum since I logged on. There’s been White, Dancing and Unco just to name a few. I’m sure they don’t want the handle, already being forum royalty. ;) Now who could I give her to???? I know~~~

To CapnNate I bequeath The RedPrincess. You already have a ton of handles so I know she won’t be lonely. <G> Besides even with all those handles you don’t have any with a cool little dollie face like this one {{~_~}} so that makes her special. ;) Take good care of her, Capn. ;)

Well let’s see......anything else? Nope, that’s it. I’m back to basics, back to where I was the day I first registered and logged on just about one year ago. :) Seriously speaking though, it’s been a fun ride and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for letting me share a piece of myself with all of you. I’ll never forget the love, warmth and friendship I found here so before I get all mushy and stuff I’ll simply say good-bye and God Bless you all. :)

Cheryl