. . .I changed my mind

You know, I've changed my mind
about Joxer and Gabrielle.

Why they make a fabulous couple. They're so considerate
of one another. He's always there for her
(whether she wants it or not). He never tries to
manipulate her (except when it serves his purposes)
She takes such good care of him (except when she's
poking him in the eye). She's totally available (except
Xena likes what she does. . .) He's so respectful of women
(unless they're hookers. . .) She loves his song (when
she's under a spell). He likes to sing.

Why they just belong together.

NOT

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