Weird Questions......

Well now..what do we have here? A post by me? But it's been so long. Don't worry CB no one noticed you haven't posted for a while. But why not? Have you noticed you haven't posted for a while? Not really. Good.

Now here's just some weird/silly questions to ponder....

1. If Xena got kidnapped would Gabrielle help her out of the situation, or wait for someone else to help her while she watched and wrote everything down on a nifty new scroll?

2. If Xena was Punky Brewster, who would Gabrielle be? Henry? Brandon? Margaux? Would she try and tell Xena (punky) that wearing all those colors and saying "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" is bad, and that she can change from her colorful busty ways?

3. If Gabrielle was psychic do you think she'd charge people for their monthly horiscope?

Gabby: What's your sign? (sorry fender got to me with that zodiac thing) A Gemini? That'll be ten dinars.
fender: Ten dinars, what are you nuts? I'm not paying ten dinars!
Gabby: Then bite me!

4. If Salmoneus got Xena to sign a contract to use her image to sell feminant products...(Tree bark, with wings...ten times the absorbancy) would she lose her credibility as a reformed warlord!

Xena: Hello, boys...you don't want to have to fight me now do you?
Thug: Ahahaha!!! *pointing and laughing at Xena*
Xena: *looks around wondering if there's a bee on her* What?!
Thug: I went out to...*keeps laughing* get my girlfriend some tree bark for..you know..her little friend..*laughing and laughing* and who did I see on the cover but the feared ex-warlord herself....*imitates in a girly voice* "Use tree bark, I do. And would I, a reformed ex-warlord, lie to you?" {Xena vows to off Salmoneus the next chance she gets}

5. Do you think Xena picks her nose and wipes it on Gabby's scrolls when she's not looking?

6. Do you think Gabrielle picks her nose and wipes it on Xena's sword?

7. If she were real (sorry to break that bad news to you..nope..not real)..do you think Xena'd be your friend? *snicker* Gabby?

8. If Callisto told you she just wanted to see that stain on your shirt..would you let her close enough to look?

C: You've got a stain on your shirt..
Me: No, I don't.
C: Yes, you do.
Me: Do I?
C: Yes.
Me: Where?
C: Can I come closer?
Me: I don't know Callisto, you're kind of dangerous.
C: Me, dangerous? Dangerous as a teddy bear...please?
Me: Okay.
C: {Comes next to me} See right there...
Me: I don't see it.
C: {stabs me} Oops, sorry dear, there's the stain see...{ouch...ouch}
Me: Do you know how hard it's going to be to get the blood out of this shirt you heartless hussy?

9. If in present times, which do you think would be more inclined to be hired as an intern at the white house, Xena or Gabrielle?

10. Do you think Hercules would get mad at ketchup (catsup..whateva!) for coming out slowly...enough to break the bottle and swear under his breath? (when Herc gets mad..he's polite about it)

K, I admit..I'm weird..but I'm overtired..no sleep..no...no...no..coherant..thoughts....no doctor....don't stick a needle there...no..I fear heights..no..

-CB
Publicist of Evil Xena (who's snoring btw..she lives in my closet and she's been eating all my dorito chips since then) & Sinister Callisto (she hasn't been sleeping..and all my neighbors are gone...)..
divideandconquer@yahoo.com

** CB denies any knowledge of feminant products in pre-myceanian times...tree bark seems like it'd hurt too much..moss seems more fitting...but....um..stop reading this will ya?