That horse must have needed cold

Phew! That horse must have needed a cold shower--uh, dip in a conveniently placed nearby lake! I know I did. How intensely erotic--I mean, exotic, nope, I was right the first time. Gods, these people are wonderful. Reruns, shmeruns, who cares? I say,
"TAPE 'EM ALL!!" Yeah, that's what I said, it's my answer to everything. That and: how come I never find anything like that in the woods behind my house? Or in my tub, either, and as cuckoo for kiwibuffs as I am, too. Go figure. bama.