This song is sung to the tune of Cabaret
What is the good of this Netforum now
When all good posts get scrolled
Postings in multiplicity
Then you know you've been trolled
You'll want to scream out and finally when
Every last hair's been pulled
You'll look and see that nothing's changed
You'll see you're still being trolled.
If you complain
It's all in vain
E-mail is sent, you're doing something
Universal's doing nothing
So just take matters into your own hands
Take charge, be brash, be bold
Take back the forum now my friends
Let's get rid of the trolls.
Take care,