A Moment of Quiet Reflection

Or

How Xena Has Changed My Life

Recently, as I sat on my sun porch listening to the rain falling and sipping my
cup of tea (special blend), I began to ponder all the many changes that
have occurred in my life as a result of a little TV show called Xena:
Warrior Princess. Oh, where to begin, where to begin.

It was a year ago last month when I discovered the mighty Xena. It is hard
to believe that only a year has gone by. In that time, I have watched my
life turn completely around and I owe it all to Xena. I am a new person!
What has changed, you ask. Well, I will tell you.

Before Xena, I was a 30-something, far-sighted, state worker. Since I started watching Xena,
I have become a 20-something, run-way model with perfect vision. Before Xena, my husband looked
like a shorter version of that guy who plays the "Renegade." After Xena, he now looks like a TALLER version
of that guy who plays the "Renegade." Go figure. Before Xena, my teeth were not as
bright and white as I wanted. After Xena, my smile just dazzles everyone and my
teeth are just soooo bright now. Mmmmmmm. Before Xena, my son always argued with me
about what he was going to wear. After Xena, he now asks me, "Mummy, what would you like me
to wear? And Mummy, please let me wear something that matches." Before Xena, I didn't have a
sun porch for moments of quiet reflection, and only chugged Lipton Ice tea.
After Xena, I have a sun porch on which to have moments of quiet reflection and I SIP tea (Special Blend).

I can only say, that Xena has brought SO much happiness and joy into my life that I don't think you could
stand to hear anymore about it! Thank you my friends for sharing this moment of quiet reflection with me.
I only hope that you too have reaped the benefits I have...and from a TV show too. Who would've thunk it.

longhorn ]:-)

p.s. drink Sprite, anyone?