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On the FIRST day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me..... a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the SECOND day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me..... a Royal Couple of Thieves and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the THIRD day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the FOURTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the FIFTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS;
4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the SIXTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the SEVENTH day of Christmas the Xenaverse gave to me.... 7 Joxer screw-ups, The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the EIGHTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... 8 weeks of re-runs, 7 Joxer screw-ups, The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the NINTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... 9 Bacchae dancing, 8 weeks of re-runs, 7 Joxer screw-ups, The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the TENTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... Ten Little Warlords, 9 Bacchae dancing, 8 weeks of re-runs, 7 Joxer screw-ups, The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena-look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me.... 11 Callisto fireballs, Ten Little Warlords, 9 Bacchae dancing, 8 weeks of reruns, 7 Joxer screw-ups, The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena-look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
On the TWELTH day of Christmas, the Xenaverse gave to me... 12 Gab boyfriends dying, 11 Callisto fireballs, Ten Little Warlords, 9 Bacchae dancing, 8 weeks of re-runs, 7 Joxer screw-ups, The Dirty Half Dozen, 5 GOLDEN ROUND KILLING THINGS. 4 loaves of nutbread, 3 Xena-look-alikes, a Royal Couple of Thieves, and a screaming Bard whacking a Pear Tree.
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Have a Merry Christmas (what's left of it) and a Happy New Year, fellow Xenites!
I would have written this sooner, but I've been busy draining my checking account and contributing to the Disney Company's profits.
Winnie-the-Pooh, anybody? (Hi ya Merc.) *BG*
L.- L.
who's got Barbies and Kens running out her ears.