Throw the Key Away!

Hey, I'm not advocating child abuse here ... I'm talking about the episode "Key to the Kingdom."

*BIG Sigh*

Geeeeez......why didn't they just call it "The Bruce Campbell Show" or "The Adventures of Meg the Tramp" or "Life Without Gabrielle" or "How to Have Big Hair Without Really Trying." (Yeah, now that last one would go over big in Texas.)

What are my problems with this show?

- Not enough Xena
- NO GABRIELLE! (!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!)
- Too much Autolycus (who woulda guessed that Bruce directed it?!?)-. - Too much Joxer (so what else is new?)
- Too much "mindless" humor. (Witty humor is one thing .. "Mr. Stinky" coulda been thought-up-by a 3-year-old.)

So far, the season has been great (IMHO) with the exception of "Tale of Two Muses." I guess we should allow them at least 2 flops per season. (Hiya KING CON & TSUNAMI.)

So that means they've met their quota for stinkers this season.

Ya got that TPTB? You're under the gun now. You're under pressure to perform. We expect emmy-award winning caliber episodes for the rest of the season!

Nuff said.

L.- L.
Who'd love to see CN Winters do a "subtext review" of this show. *LOL*

CN: "Hey, I'm a writer, not a magician!"