An attempt to unravel and understand
Balzac's world of the Comedy Humaine. Some of these mini-reviews are
meager attempts at humor, especially the ones regarding "Love" below.
I can't resist the temptation to have a little fun with Balzac's melodrama.
Balzac writes on a wide variety of themes:
Don't marry a soldier.
If you do, don't have any children with your inevitable lover.
They will push their half-brother into the river and kill him.
Then run off and marry a pirate and live on his pirate ship.
Male and female veterans of Napoleon's retreat from Moscow nurse a
secret love for each other during the campaign. Meeting several years later,
the trauma following defeat has driven her to madness.
He tragically attempts a cure with a mock recreation of a battle scene
in his backyard.
Woman in search of mate and family life
uses wrong criteria for choice.
New husband obtains political influence from her wealth,
but she remains a virg*n without child.
Grand dame uses every trick in the book to avoid the consequences of her flirtations.
Her admirer kidnaps her, brands her, she succumbs.
He gives her the cold shoulder, she runs away to a convent,
he sails the high seas looking for her,
finds her, kidnaps her again, she dies, end of story.
Grand dame dumped by lover flees to countryside.
Loved for nine years by another young man.
Dumps her when his parents tell him to marry.
Realizing his mistake, she refuses to have him back.
Offs himself.
Don't shoot off your mouth about someone in a public conveyance.
They might be sitting next to you, travelling incognito.
Then when your boss entrusts you with money and important duties,
don't gamble it all away and fall asleep in a pr*st*t*te's room.
If you're a young woman and you're rich and you write a letter
to a famous vain poet, he'll inevitably show up at your doorstep with all his buddies
ready to compete for your hand in marriage.
Courtesan mom wants good life for her daughter.
Marries her to a brute of a husband who takes to gambling and drink.
Mother senses through ESP that her daughter is about to stab her husband.
Hurries to the rescue, but is too late.
Corsican beauty falls in love with the one surviving
son of the family her family is waging a vendetta against.
Her father rejects the marriage,
they marry anyway, can't even feed their child,
and finally die a slow and painful death.