(not really HER crap, just CRAP in general...)


The Legend of Crap (as told by the Vikings)

Long ago in a far away land, Queen Josephine hath been cleaning out her files from the Kingdom Josephine's Cozy Corner, and hath come upon files such as she had not used for a long long time. Queen Josephine hath not the heart to toss such treasure-gild away and so decided to erect a great monolith, a tribute to her "crap". Thus came to be "Josephine's Crap Page", a sanctuary in which all of Josephine's old yet interesting files may find haven, and perhaps entertain thee.


Okay here's the deal, Josephine is in a really strange mood right now (to the point where she is speaking about herself in third person) but she decided she'd be productive and do something about all the pointless junk in her FTP files. Because although its junk, its junk worth taking note of. So Enjoy. Have fun. I did.... at some point in time....


This is some cool crap.


Need some booty?

THIS is something Anjuli and I made one day when we were really bored. It still cracks me up every time I hear it.


The Ghost of Josephine's Cozy Corner


(bet ya didn't know there was one...)

THIS is some wierd masterpiece I concocted probably around four in the morning at some point during the summer... I don't even remember why...


The Case of the Mysterious Floating Head...


Picture of a car John was planning to get a loooong while ago... I was excited, after all, its a good looking car but he decided on the Volkwagen Passat which is just as damn cute. I uploaded this to show Valerie Bloch this summer. What can I say, I like cars.


The Birthday Card

I was chatting with someone from Eirich's Out (cool band, check my guestbook)and it turned out it was the webpage designer/ manager's 17th birthday. So I made him a birthday WEBPAGE.


Achilles...NOT Achilles

This is wierd... because this ISN'T a picture of my lizard Achilles, but it looks just like him... I htink I pulled it off another page about African Plated Lizards when I first got him a year ago.


The Phanton MEnace

Sheesh... I feel so narcissistic... there's a bunch of pictures of me saved on the FTP because I'm self conscious and I don't want to look ugly or something... but now that I don't give a flying fuck anymore here they are:

Me
Me again...
Me again!!! sheesh... I am such a dork...


Only HE Can Walk on Water...

Here's the pimp daddy himself, Callaway. I didn't use these pictures on the site but I uploaded them along with the one in my friends section. NO, you're not really crap, Callaway. You're just unused :)


A Self Portrait that sucks...

I didn't put this picture in my gallery because I think it SUCKS ASS. But I still uploaded it for some reason. It was a self portrait I did one day when I was sick from school before I had a webcam. Doesn't it suck??


An Elephant Never Forgets...But I Always Do...

This is a color picture I scanned of some paintings in my room... this belongs in my gallery... I've just been to lazy to put it there so I stuck in in here so I wouldn't forget. Remind me!


A Little Freefall


A Little Fun with the Cousins

A picture of me and my cousins, and Brent (big guy at the left, stepbrother) at Ihop... quite random, as you can see so it didn't really fit anywhere... so I now I have deemed it Crap.


My Pimp Song

THIS is my ultimate Pimp Song. I like to listen to it when I drive and someday Anjuli and I are gonna go "cruisin'" with this on full blast. It's by Eagle Eye Cherry, called Shooting Up in Vain. It's only a clip though, not the whole song. You're not pimpy enough to be worthy of that ;)


A Girl and Her Cat

This is a picture of my and my cat Espy when I first got her, around the time I first started on this webpage.


RED MEAT!!! HAR HAR!!!!


Roxanna Spaulding, aka Freefall

Ex-Pic of the Week


PLAYBOY?!

Here's a pic I took because John wanted to see my new shirt.


SHROOM HEAD!!! Hooray for fungi!

Here's a picture I took to show Cal my new 'do. It looks like a mushroom.


MORE CRAP TO COME! CHECK FOR UPDATES!


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