#2~ A houseflys taste buds are in his feet.

#3~ The oldest living ass is 47.

#4~ 1 out of 4 college students have been spanked during sex.

#5~ Women speak 1.6 hours more per week than men.

#6~ 41% of balding men wear hats.

#7~ 32% of women have had sex with a man more than 20yrs. older than them.

#8~ Approx. 4000 people are injured by toilets each year.

#9~ Approx. 44,000 people are injured by teapots each year.

#10~ First cell phone network was installed in 1979.

#11~ 2 out of 3 dentists recommend singing while gargling.

#12~ 75% of men admit to having lesbian fantasies.

#13~ 12% of women admit to having same sex fantasies.

"A fart is a chemical substance, it comes from a place called "Bum", it penetrates through the trousers and lands with a musical hum. To fart is no disgrace, fo rit gives the body ease, it warms the blankets on winter nights and suffocates the fleas."
--Madonna