One day Miss Virginia happened by my office, and I just happened to have my video camera running. It went something like this...




Well, I really like them too, but they seem to make me walk to one side... see how my foot tilts, like this.
Look at this, both of my high heels make me walk funny. I hope you can help me. Well give me your shoe, Miss Virginia. Sometimes there is something inside your high heel shoe, that would makes your foot tilt when you walk. I can take a look at your high heel, but let me warn you, an investigation of this nature, might take some time.
My, you've really got pretty feet Miss Virginia, you should consider modeling them. I really love it when you point your toes. I think that is so sexy. You said that last week. Do you really think my stocking feet are that PRETTY?
I guess your right, I do have pretty feet, don't I? Would you please look at this one too. Just to be on the safe side. Let me slip it off of my foot, so I can hand it to you. Well, I'll look at your other high heel, Miss Virginia, but I will also be looking at your other pretty stocking foot as well.
I love the way you just stand there, Miss Virginia, with one high heel shoe on & one high heel shoe off. It really drives me CRAZY!
Oh, I see what the problem is... I looks to me like a family of "robins" have made a nest in your shoe. Miss Virginia, let me see if your other high heel shoe has one in it as well. A family of "robins"? I don't see one, but would you please check, just to make sure, I'd hate to step on a baby bird.
I think I see a couple of eggs here, Miss Virginia... let me get a closer look. Yes, I see one. Mmmmm Miss Virginia, your high heel shoes sure do smell nice! I could smell your high heels all day long. Look Miss Virginia, my nose is right inside of your shoe. That aroma is WONDERFUL!! I bet your stocking feet smell just as nice. Here is your high heel shoe back. I hope you don't mind if I stare as you slip it back on. You know, I'll be there. I love massaging your feet. 












There, I think I fixed the problem, someone glued a pencil in your shoe. I got it out, here is your pretty high heel shoe back, Miss Virginia.




















If you want to tell Miss Virginia how pretty her feet are, drop me a line. © 1997I'm going to bring my camera to work next week & see if I can get Miss Virginia to let me video tape me massaging her feet. So if I were you, I would check my page later on.
Miss Virginia
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