ALL I AM IS ....
ALL I AM IS A SECRETARY,
ANSWER PHONE CALLS, NOTHING GRAND.
"YES SIR", MAKING COFFEE,
TAKE DICTATION, IT'S SO BLAND.
NOW I AM A HAPPY MARRIED WOMAN,
I'LL BE SPECIAL, I'LL FEEL LOVED.
NO MORE WORKING, TYPING, FILING,
SOMEONE SPECIAL, NEEDED LOVED.
NOW I WILL MAKE A HAPPY WARM HOME,
BECOME A MOTHER, SOMEONE'S WIFE.
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO,
MARRIED BLISS WILL BE MY LIFE.
IN THE MORNING WAKE AND HE'S GONE
CIGARETTE, THEN MAKE THE BED.
GRAPEFRUIT DIET, KEEP MY FIGURE
"HOME AT SIX DEAR" IS WHAT HE SAID.
MARRIED LIFE THUS LEADS TO CHILDREN
PRIVATE FEEDINGS THROUGH THE NIGHT
BUSY BUSY LIKE MY MOTHER
WASHING DIAPERS, BLEACH THEM WHITE.
DO THE SHOPPING, LOOK FOR SPECIALS,
IS IT SOMETHING HE WILL LIKE ?
BUDGET TIGHTLY, SAVE HIS MONEY,
BUY A POT-ROAST FOR TONIGHT.
SUN IS SHINING, HANG THE CLOTHES OUT,
SECOND LOAD IS THROUGH AT FOUR.
SORT THE WHITES OUT, IRON HIS WORKSHIRTS,
HANG THE REST OUT, IRON SOME MORE.
LET THE DOG OUT, GIVE HIM DINNER,
JR LEAVES HER, CRYSTAL CRIES.
DUST THROUGH MIKE WALSH, SEARCH FOR TOMORROW
AND VACUUM THROUGH 'DAYS OF OUR LIVES'.
AFTER DINNER, WASH THE DISHES,
STORE LEFTOVERS, SCRUB THE POTS.
HEAR ABOUT HIS DAY AT WORK,
TIME TOGETHER, DARN HIS SOCKS.
IN THE MIRROR, WHAT AM I THERE ?
NOTHING SPECIAL JUST A WIFE
WHAT I DO IS OUT OF FASHION,
IS THIS MY HAPPY MARRIED LIFE ?
ALL I AM IS JUST A HOUSEWIFE,
UNEXCITING, NOTHING GRAND.
ALL MY LIFE SEEMS UNIMPORTANT
NOTHING SPECIAL, IT'S SO BLAND
....JUST A HOUSEWIFE