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ALL I AM IS ....
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ALL I AM IS A SECRETARY,
ANSWER PHONE CALLS, NOTHING GRAND.
"YES SIR", MAKING COFFEE,
TAKE DICTATION, IT'S SO BLAND.
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NOW I AM A HAPPY MARRIED WOMAN,
I'LL BE SPECIAL, I'LL FEEL LOVED.
NO MORE WORKING, TYPING, FILING,
SOMEONE SPECIAL, NEEDED LOVED.
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NOW I WILL MAKE A HAPPY WARM HOME,
BECOME A MOTHER, SOMEONE'S WIFE.
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO,
MARRIED BLISS WILL BE MY LIFE.
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IN THE MORNING WAKE AND HE'S GONE
CIGARETTE, THEN MAKE THE BED.
GRAPEFRUIT DIET, KEEP MY FIGURE
"HOME AT SIX DEAR" IS WHAT HE SAID.
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MARRIED LIFE THUS LEADS TO CHILDREN
PRIVATE FEEDINGS THROUGH THE NIGHT
BUSY BUSY LIKE MY MOTHER
WASHING DIAPERS, BLEACH THEM WHITE.
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DO THE SHOPPING, LOOK FOR SPECIALS,
IS IT SOMETHING HE WILL LIKE ?
BUDGET TIGHTLY, SAVE HIS MONEY,
BUY A POT-ROAST FOR TONIGHT.
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SUN IS SHINING, HANG THE CLOTHES OUT,
SECOND LOAD IS THROUGH AT FOUR.
SORT THE WHITES OUT, IRON HIS WORKSHIRTS,
HANG THE REST OUT, IRON SOME MORE.
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LET THE DOG OUT, GIVE HIM DINNER,
JR LEAVES HER, CRYSTAL CRIES.
DUST THROUGH MIKE WALSH, SEARCH FOR TOMORROW
AND VACUUM THROUGH 'DAYS OF OUR LIVES'.
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AFTER DINNER, WASH THE DISHES,
STORE LEFTOVERS, SCRUB THE POTS.
HEAR ABOUT HIS DAY AT WORK,
TIME TOGETHER, DARN HIS SOCKS.
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IN THE MIRROR, WHAT AM I THERE ?
NOTHING SPECIAL JUST A WIFE
WHAT I DO IS OUT OF FASHION,
IS THIS MY HAPPY MARRIED LIFE ?
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ALL I AM IS JUST A HOUSEWIFE,
UNEXCITING, NOTHING GRAND.
ALL MY LIFE SEEMS UNIMPORTANT
NOTHING SPECIAL, IT'S SO BLAND
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....JUST A HOUSEWIFE
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