Psalm Trees

<br>2. BOB is god,

<br>3. BOB is Love,

<br>4. Love is BOB,

<br>5. Grass is green,

<br>6. Green is grass,

<br>7. Why am I here?

<br>8. Please don't ask!

<br>1. Oh, what tangled webs we weave

<br>2. when first we practice lying.

<br>1. There once was a god named BOB,

<br>2. Running the world was his job,

<br>3. if someone would disobey,

<br>4. BOB would make him pay,

<br>5. I like eating corn on the cob.

<br>1. Roses are red

<br>2. Violets aren't red.

<br>3. Obey BOB

<br>4. or else . . .

<br>1. My love for BOB is like a yellow rose.

<br>2. And with some sun it grows and grows

<br>3. The golden sun is also a reflection of BOB.

<br>4. For it shines and strengthens

<br>5. And there are little doves who circle the sun.

<br>6. And they sing a pretty song.

<br>7. And the song is a hymn unto BOB.

<br>8. And I look through my binoculars at the pretty white doves.

<br>9. And I think to myself,

<br>10. "The binoculars are just like BOB too,

<br>11. For they amplify and enlarge everything you look at."

<br>12. And it was such an amazing thought

<br>13. That I thought to write it down

<br>14. But when I looked around I saw a memo pad.

<br>16. For they too are bright and stick to your heart.

<br>17. And I took a walk outside

<br>18. And I stepped into some dog doo

<br>19. And the dog doo is just like BOB, because

<br>20. Sometimes BOB can be soft and yielding and forgiving

<br>21. But when you make him mad BOB can be as hard as a rock.

<br>22. And also outside was a dead bird that my cat had chewed on.

<br>23. And I thought, "This too is like BOB."

<br>1. When I was young my mother used to say to me,

<br>2. "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

<br>3. But now that I am older BOB has said to me,

<br>4. "You can catch more flies with manure, than with either one of the other two.

<br>5. I wonder what kind of moron tried catching flies with vinegar in the first place?

<br>6. Besides, who wants to catch flies anyway?"

<br>1. BOB means so much to me because he is my light.

<br>2. BOB means so much to me because he gives me might.

<br>3. BOB means so much to me because he's always right.

<br>4. BOB means so much to me because he sleeps at night.

<br>5. BOB means so much to me because he helps me fight.

<br>6. BOB means so much to me because he guides my kite.

<br>7. BOB means so much to me because he is this height.

<br>8. BOB means so much to me because he is so bright.

<br>9. BOB means so much to me because he is life's bite

<br>10. BOB means so much to me because he gave me sight.

<br>11. BOB means so much to me because he's not uptight.

<br>12. BOB means so much to me because he's never trite.

<br>13. BOB means so much to me because his beard is white.

<br>1. Yes. Yes. Yes.

<br>2. Because he is the . . .

<br>3. HANDGRENADE *******

<br>4. (none but the

<br>5. STars & stRIpes 4ether

<br>6. )

<br>1. To every season (Turn, Turn, Turn) there is a reason (Turn, Turn, Turn). And a time to every thing under heaven

<br>2. A time to mourn and a time to die.

<br>3. A time to castrate your brother with a sharpened willow branch.

<br>4. A time gather stones and a time to cast away stones and a time to do a PBS documentary on stones and a time to listen to "Exile on Main Street" by the Rollintg Stones and a time to get stoned and a time to stone a witch to death.